Golf and dating don't mix.

Larry David
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  1. As far as I’m concerned, eighteen holes of golf is the only happiness that money can buy. - Momofuku Ando - Andy Raskin

  2. Sometimes not getting what you want is a brilliant stroke of luck. - Lorii Myers

  3. It was a morning when all nature shouted "Fore! " The breeze, as it blew gently up from the valley, seemed to bring a message of hope and cheer, whispering of chip-shots holed and brassies landing squarely on the meat. The fairway, as yet unscarred... - P.G. Wodhouse

  4. I hope you're golfing today. - Colleen Ferrary Bader

  5. A well hit golf shot is a feeling that goes up the shaft, right through your hands and into your heart. - Ben Hogan

More Quotes By Larry David
  1. A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone.

  2. I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first.

  3. I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.

  4. Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis.

  5. When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

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